Think how much better the world would be if only we referred to each other as amorphous blobs of mobile flesh. Why do we use gender-specific pronouns? I don’t know, but probably some conspiracy involving OBGYNs.
EEEEHHHS IHHHHSSSS. I knew there was some overlap between social justice revisionism and sounding like everybody’s eternally inebriated uncle during the holidays. 

Think how much better the world would be if only we referred to each other as amorphous blobs of mobile flesh. Why do we use gender-specific pronouns? I don’t know, but probably some conspiracy involving OBGYNs.

EEEEHHHS IHHHHSSSS. I knew there was some overlap between social justice revisionism and sounding like everybody’s eternally inebriated uncle during the holidays. 

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    i feel the OP
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    THIS POST MAKES ME FEEL MILDLY HOMICIDAL
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