This will never not be funny


This will never not be funny

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A new g*nd*r is born.


'All About That Bass' hurts me profoundly






I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

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still waiting for some haxxor to destroy tumblr 

excus me while i perfect my summoning jutsu to materialise radical 4chan trolls mid-Columbiner-tag

If I say this is appropriation of Colorado culture, will radical tumblr unleash some hot, raeg bukkake on this ever increasingly loony phenomenon? 

what have i done





Think about all the young people who are going to think “who I really are” is acceptable grammar because of Ariana Grande


well she didn’t write the song so.. hm 

 This is the norm for pop and she specifically said she didn’t want to do that

There are literally articles out there that say Max Martin specifically wrote the song grammatically incorrect because he thought it was funny and how Ariana fought him on singing the song because it was so blatantly grammatically incorrect and how she was like I’m not singing that shit. I will kindly guide your flagrant ass to several of them. She was just ultimately convinced to do it. 

that’s just what she wants you to believe! don’t you get it! I know that you’re lost in her eyes and lost track of time BUT OPEN YOUR EYES

The Way was just the beginning. By endorsing and normalising the poor verses of white boi rappers she sought to weaken the English language one lyrics at a time. but NOW she is destroying grammar head on. It’s only the first stage. Eventually everyone will communicate as unintelligibly as she does, and be too stupid and incapable of stringing together coherent revolutionary slogans to stop her; without opposition she will ascend to the throne of Empress of the UN and institute worldwide sanctions on Mariah Carey albums and enslave Mariah’s lambs to prevent them from ever rising up to defeat her.

Also, r u implying my ass is offensive? flagrant? more like fragrant amirite. are you body-shaming me and my booty birth mark in the shape of a dildo? pls check ur privilug and refrain from looking at my ass; it reaches very close to objectification.